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Brianna: what kind of girl is Sam looking for?
Sam: I'm not
David: what kind of person is Sam looking for?
Sam: I'm not looking for a person
David: Okay what kind of ANIMAL is Sam looking for?
63 Things That Are Not Allowed In The Walter Manor
1: The Jon is not allowed to use all the cheese in the house in one night.
2: He is also not allowed to use all the bread.
3: The Spine’s head will not be used as a football.
4: The Spine’s head will not be used as any kind of ball.
5: Do not play with The Spine’s head.
6: The Spine’s headless body is not allowed to wander the Manor unless it is looking for The Spine’s head.
7: Rabbit is not allowed to tell The Jon that they’ve run out of Crystal Pepsi just because he doesn’t see any around.
8: The humans are not allowed to drink The Jon’s Crystal Pepsi, even if it is a very hot day.
9: The humans are also not allowed to pretend to drink The Jon’s Crystal Pepsi in front of The Jon.
10: Michael is not allowed to switch the personality chips of the robots.
11: He is especially not allowed to do this right before a set.
12: Rabbit is not allowed to try and sing over Spine’s music.
13: The Spine is not allowed to play his music really loud just to annoy Rabbit.
14: Michael is not allowed to blast his music through the whole manor in order to drown them both out.
15: The Jon is not allowed to shave Sam’s moustache off just because he thinks it looks like it would be ‘happier free and in the wild’.
16: Do not touch The Jon’s suspenders, hot dog, koi, or anything else of his.
17: Bets on what part of Rabbit will fall off first will not be taken.
18: Michael does not rule over the manor as the ‘King of Sass’ and is not allowed to order his ‘subjects’ to do his laundry.
19: Sam is not actually a boat.
20: The Jon should not try to sail in Sam.
21: No one is allowed to put Rabbit under stress to make him glitch, no matter how amusing the outcome is.
22: The Jon isn’t allowed to tell anyone where Walter Manor is.
23: The Jon isn’t allowed to tell anyone where Walter Manor is, even if they say they’re personal friends of Michael Reed.
24: The Jon isn’t allowed to tell anyone where Walter Manor is, especially if they’re young girls who say they’re personal friends of Michael Reed.
25: There will be no hulahooping inside the manor.
26: The Jon is not allowed to try and make a quesadilla large enough to ride.
27: Ice Cream Parades will not be held in the commonly used rooms of the manor.
28: Neither will horse adventures.
29: The Spine is not suffering from PMS.
30: The Jon and Rabbit are not allowed to be at a carnival together without a responsible chaperone.
31: Michael Reed does not count as a responsible chaperone. Ever.
32: The Spine’s head will not be removed in public.
33: The Spine’s head will especially not be removed in the middle of a set.
34: The Jon will not be allowed in the kitchen unsupervised.
35: Unwelcome guests will not be fed to the chair demon.
36: No one is allowed to tie Steve’s dreads to anything when he’s not looking.
37: No one is allowed to tie the wires in the Hall of Wires together.
38: The Jon is not allowed in the Hall of Wires. Ever.
39: No one is allowed to unplug QWERTY, no matter how unhelpful it is being.
40: The words ‘I don’t like/care for/particularly enjoy Bobby Darin’ or ANY OTHER VARIATIONS are not to be spoken in the Manor.
41: The Jon is only allowed to use finger paints in specific parts of the manor.
42: The Jon’s access to permanent or semi-permanent forms of art supplies (sharpies, paints, nail polish, ect.) is to be highly monitored.
43: No one is allowed to do impressions of Elmer Fudd and tell Rabbit that it’s hunting season.
44: Steve is not ‘The Pirate King’ no matter what Michael says.
45: Rabbit is not allowed to have unsupervised access to small appliances, also sometimes nightstands.
46: Opening The Jon up to view his insides is STRICTLY FORBIDDEN, even if he insists it’s okay, unless he’s in need of a repair.
47: Only skilled and experienced humans are allowed to perform repairs and updates on the robots. The robots are not allowed to perform repairs on each other unless it is a real emergency.
48: The Spine does not get to tell the other robots what to do just because he’s ‘the oldest brother’.
49: Don’t make fun of my stutter!
50: Rabbit is not allowed to write on the rule chart in crayon.
51: Don’t make fun of my goggles!
52: Rabbit is not allowed to write on the rule chart in any form whatsoever.
53: Sticking sticky notes to the rule chart counts as writing on the rule chart.
54: The Jon is not allowed to tack sandwiches to the rule chart.
55: NO ONE IS ALLOWED TO TOUCH THE RULE CHART UNLESS THEY ARE A WALTER.
56: Rabbit is not allowed to make his own rule chart.
57: Neither is The Spine.
58: No one is allowed to make their own rule chart.
59: The robots are not allowed to write their own grocery lists and insist that they need everything on them right away.
60: The Jon is not allowed out on Halloween night under ANY CIRCUMSTANCES.
61: The workshop is off limits to anyone who is not qualified to use the equipment in it unless they have express permission to enter or are in need of a repair/update.
62: Science Saturday is not an actual thing. The workshop is still off-limits on Saturdays.
63: Science Sunday is also not a thing.
Amnesia Ep. 2 (Evil Piano!) (by AwesomeAriety)
Watch me be an idiot and make stupid pun.
I regret nothing.
That moment when you find a band, fall in love with a member, and find out that member left a wile ago.
…not saying any names…
I LOVE that both The Jon and Rabbit do the pantomime in this performance. Also, their stalling for time while The Spine swapped out his guitar…and Rabbits fainting into The Jons arms…I just <3 this video, lol.
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Steam Powered Giraffe - Rex Marksley (6-24-12) (by Jennifer Lopez)
Heeeeeey, guuuuuuys…so uh, I just woke up…and am unsure of what’s going on…buuuuuuut…lets all watch The Spine dancing, and listen to the banter, and remember what brought us all together in the first place!
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Steam Powered Giraffe - On Top Of The Universe (by BiblioRook)
